You know you are addicted to coffee if …

You may know from my regular appearances at Starbucks, I am partial to the odd mug of Coffee.
This is extracted from http://www.101funjokes.com/ which may explain some stuff:

beijing-boyce-union-bar-grille-coffee-gate[1] You know you are addicted to coffee if …

  • You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
  • The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
  • Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
  • You don’t sweat, you percolate.
  • People get dizzy just watching you.
  • You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

image from http://www.beijingboyce.com/

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