Ever Wonder?

Another amusing posting from ajokeaday.com, which asks some very interesting questions:

  • Why is it the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?questions[1]
  • Why can’t women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
  • Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
  • Why is “abbreviated”is such a long word?
  • Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
  • Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on “Start”?
  • Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
  • Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  • Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  • Why isn’t there mouse-flavoured cat food?
  • When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
  • Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
  • Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
  • You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
  • Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
  • Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
  • If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
  • If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Read more:  http://www.ajokeaday.com/ChisteDelDia.asp#6092#ixzz0yCDrdvMA

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