Being a Neuro Linguistic Programming Practitioner, I appreciated this one from guy-sports.com

51sSK3e5bSL._SS500_[1]A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day.

‘In English’, he said, ‘A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.’

A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, ‘Yeah, right!

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  1. Can’t remember the speakers, but I like this exchange:

    “Sugar is the only word in the English language where ‘s’ and ‘u’ makes an ‘sh’ sound.”

    “Are you sure?”

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