Jigsaw from Hell?

image A woman calls her boyfriend for help with a killer jigsaw puzzle. She just can’t figure out how to get it started.

Himageer boyfriend asks: “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The woman says: “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”She shows him the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, then turns to her and says: “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”

He takes her hand and says: “Second, I want you to relax…. let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then…. he sighed, “…let’s put all these Corn Flakes back in the box.”

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